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[-] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 6 points 5 months ago

Throwing something at a person is battery, pretty much everywhere in the US.

You could also make an argument that it's "discharging bodily fluids" or some weird kind of "disturbing the peace" type of offense predicated just on disturbing other people around you, but it definitely would be battery.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What if you throw a car battery at someone? Is that double battery?

[-] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

That's a AA battery

[-] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Only if the battery is charged

[-] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Are they discharged if it's not?

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