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[-] Dabundis@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

It probably could constitute assault, even without hitting someone

[-] kubica@fedia.io 24 points 5 months ago

I'd say about the same level of assault than the christians gathering to call other people murderers.

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

It's too bad the 'powers that be' will probably get really mad something was thrown near their sister or something

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Unfortunately, "they deserved it" isn't really part of the law.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I propose we pass a law that officially makes "he needed killin' " a legally admissible affirmative defense. If you can prove to the jury, beyond a reasonable doubt, that someone just needed killin', you can't be convicted of murder.

I'm sure this won't have any horrific negative side effects whatsoever...

[-] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago

Well tbf cops already do that and it's going as well as you expect it to

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Nah cops don't need to justify their murders to get away with them

[-] zout@fedia.io 0 points 5 months ago

Don't be so sure about that, consider that raw chicken will be a good carrier for diseases. On the other hand, if those christians aren't vaccinated they would also qualify for this.

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 3 points 5 months ago

It's biological material too which often has legal implications.

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago
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