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Anon remembers kindergarten (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Gemini24601@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 140 points 3 weeks ago

I really want this to be fake and gay.

[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago

Anything can be fake and gay as long as you post "fake and gay" first in the replies.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago

However tbh, this is the least fake and gay 4Chan post I've read since RIP EB.

I feel for OP.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'll take the plunge and try:

  • fake: got nothin'
  • gay: OP wasn't old enough to have sexual feelings, so this experience likely turned them off relationships w/ women

I feel bad for OP. If this story is fake, good job sir or ma'am, you have the makings of a great author.

this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2025
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