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We're inclined to laugh, but maybe if we were all this dumb there'd be no such thing as credit default swaps
If we were all that dumb, our currency would be backed by debt derivatives...
Best I can do is incorporate colors and shapes with frame cuts every 1-3 seconds and put it on Xiaohongshu with TTS at 92bpm.
That’s all I ask, thank you
Swiggety swooty coming for the 2008 mortgage booty
We are all this dumb because credit default swaps exist.