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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 137 points 1 month ago

We're inclined to laugh, but maybe if we were all this dumb there'd be no such thing as credit default swaps

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago

If we were all that dumb, our currency would be backed by debt derivatives...

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Swiggety swooty coming for the 2008 mortgage booty

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

We are all this dumb because credit default swaps exist.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 133 points 1 month ago

She’s worried anon has serial killer potential and doesn’t know how to talk to him about it is my guess.

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 month ago

Or he wants to be a dentist, not a misfit.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago

Unexpected Hermey!

[-] ddplf@szmer.info 5 points 1 month ago

Now she's certain he doesn't have the makings of becoming a dentist.

[-] nevaseerius@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 month ago

I was a super weird, isolated and badly socialized abused kid with nearly unlimited internet access from a way-too-young-age and looking back I think I had a lot of conversations with adults like this where they were checking to make sure I wasn't going off the deep end

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 15 points 1 month ago

Yeah. Mom was checking if kiddo liked murder.

short answer, this is why american politics is fucked.

this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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