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No, now I just get more frustrated with bugs because I can infer where a simple mistake was made and how to fix it; if only someone could/would actually look at it.
Buuut labour relations and budgeting n all that corporate jazz... Can't expect the monkeys to code if your not handing out bananas.
My all time most annoying bug was the Witcher 3 chest management.
The algorithm they used to display and sort contents if a chest was abhorrently slow. I’ve worked on large datasets with terabytes of contents that sort faster than the inventory in Witcher 3 did.
Other than that, a near flawless game!
That's when you get a job at said company, fix the big and then quit.
Bonus! You get a neat news article or 2 and at least 3 memes about you doing it lmao
I really, really want to do this when I retire.