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this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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Tarantula are exceedingly, almost comically fragile. If you sneeze toward one they basically explode. God forfend you drop or rattle one.
I’d go for the T-Rex just for reasons of durability. I’m too clumsy to live as a tarantula.
If you woke up tomorrow and you were a t-rex you’d be in a zoo or something by noon
After a night of fitful dreams, Gregor Samsa awoke in his bed transformed entirely into a gigantic Tyrannosaurus rex. His sister had him in a zoo or something by noon.
The end?
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That’s not great but the guy above you reckons you’d die quickly, due to not having enough air.