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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

"Don't plan for tomorrow because you might not live through today" is a great way to die horribly tomorrow.

[-] Loss@sh.itjust.works -4 points 2 days ago

That's cute but guaranteed if you're under 30. If you're under 40, you're going to lose any and everything you save.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I'm excited to hear you clean up on Short bets with that crystal ball of yours

this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025

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