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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists
(thehardtimes.net)
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this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025
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"Don't plan for tomorrow because you might not live through today" is a great way to die horribly tomorrow.
That's cute but guaranteed if you're under 30. If you're under 40, you're going to lose any and everything you save.
I'm excited to hear you clean up on Short bets with that crystal ball of yours