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[-] Loss@sh.itjust.works -4 points 2 months ago

That's cute but guaranteed if you're under 30. If you're under 40, you're going to lose any and everything you save.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I'm excited to hear you clean up on Short bets with that crystal ball of yours

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