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Nosferatu was absolute shit
(hexbear.net)
What a complete waste of my life seeing that piece of shit fucking movie. What the fuck were they thinking.
The film did not have a single redeeming quality. Boring ass, shit ass, bullshit film. My only regret was not sleeping through more of it.
Also WHY DO AMERICANS USE FAKE BRITISH ACCENTS WHENEVER A MOVIE TAKES PLACE IN ANY COUNTRY OTHER THAN USA? WHHYY? FUCKING WHYYY. THE MOVIE TAKES PLACE IN ROMANIA YOU IDIOTS WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING TO BE BRITISH FOR NO GOD DAMNED REASON 
Edit: Germany? Fuck whatever, some country which notably does not have a British accent.
If you didn't like the movie that's fine, but I don't think classifying it as "slop" is really accurate here. Eggers is an actual auteur director who makes films that aren't "designed to extract maximum profit for minimum effort", if anything is flaw is he's a bit too instant on certain details of his work.