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Journalist does everything possible to avoid calling this what it clearly is (chaser.com.au)
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[-] plinky@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

he just wanted to touch his heart and then salute the sun?

[-] aaron@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Not the sun, idiot. Mars. He was saluting Mars.

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