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[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 22 points 10 months ago

But even then, two hearts? What, is he a Klingon?

[-] phughes@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago

Today is a good day (for him) to die.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[-] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Maybe its all part of the act. I mean look where it got him.

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