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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

What do you even do for 8 hours???

I'm a clueless virgin if you can't tell

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Read her vagina the bible because she is about to get an exorcism ^lol^ .

[-] scoobford@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

I have two pieces of sage wisdom friend:

  1. You will spend countless hours of your life fucking. If you ever get the least bit bored, you're doing life wrong. There is a truly infinite number of ways to accomplish the task at hand.

  2. You have spent exactly 0 hours thus far fucking. Like all things in life, fucking is a skill. It takes practice to be good at it.

But honestly I don't really remember, it was several years ago now. I can say with certainty that we didn't have many toys at the time, so it was 90% me, her, and her shitty dorm room.

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