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[-] takeda@lemm.ee 59 points 2 months ago

Congress voted, SCOTUS upheld, but he just ignored the law.

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

he just ignored the law.

The part that's truly crazy to me is that this is a law he wanted, proposed, and attempted to implement. He can't even follow his own standards.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Well hey. When you have corporate money flowing into your pockets, it’s easy to change your mind (if you’re a disgusting vile piece of human trash). My curiosity lies in his newfound enablers (Elon, Zucker-borg) having spent insane amounts of money lobbying for the ban.

It would be funny if not nice to see those relationships fall apart because their affection was outbid by a larger dollar amount of affection.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Just Lesbian sex? What about gay or straight sex?

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 months ago

Men just can't last as long as women. Saying this as a man, if a lady wants to go for 2 hours I start getting weird penis pain pangs and honestly become a bit exhausted. Meanwhile, I know a gal who really only starts to get into sex after her third orgasm, and can easily keep going for a whole day.

We were born with fatal flaws and faulty equipment.

[-] tux7350@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't say that the equipment is faulty, it just doesn't come with an owners manual. If you can find a copy, chapter 6 is called "Poking the Prostate" it goes into great detail about how to go all day and have multiple orgasms. Turns out the engineers just have a sense of humor on where they placed the components.

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Okay, this one's on me. I'll admit, my ass is really tight and gets sore easily. As much as I'd be interested in an 8 hour pegging session, I know I'd tap out within the first hour. I salute all the men stronger than me.

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

You've clearly never met any queer folks who do meth. But yes, normally it's difficult to go more than a few hours speaking as someone with a penis.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

You’ve clearly never met any queer folks who do meth.

Rude.

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Sorry I didn't mean to be rude by saying it. Just pointing out that there are exceptions, some of whom are meth users.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

I know right he is totally queer meth exclusive

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago

Dunno bro, you don't necessarily need to use your penis to make her come three times and last longer than two hours.

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm just saying that I've been with a lot of men and women, and in my experience men are typically satisfied after 1-2 orgasms. Women are typically satisfied after 2-4. From the boasts I've heard from some of the lesbians I know, I'd expect a real marathon session to have both parties orgasming 10+ times. The math just doesn't check out for dudes.

Obv you can spend as much time as you want making your partner cum, but at a certain level of disparity it resembles sex less and more masturbation with a tool.

[-] scoobford@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

My record is almost 8 hours friend.

You (or your partner) need to get good. Or maybe don't because I was fucking sore after that one, it wasn't really worth it.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

What do you even do for 8 hours???

I'm a clueless virgin if you can't tell

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Read her vagina the bible because she is about to get an exorcism ^lol^ .

[-] scoobford@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

I have two pieces of sage wisdom friend:

  1. You will spend countless hours of your life fucking. If you ever get the least bit bored, you're doing life wrong. There is a truly infinite number of ways to accomplish the task at hand.

  2. You have spent exactly 0 hours thus far fucking. Like all things in life, fucking is a skill. It takes practice to be good at it.

But honestly I don't really remember, it was several years ago now. I can say with certainty that we didn't have many toys at the time, so it was 90% me, her, and her shitty dorm room.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Fucking hell, 3 in one session. My record is 1. Maybe 3 in a day but in one session?

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 22 points 2 months ago

Yeah pretty sure there have been logistically challenging dumps that lasted longer tbh

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Think you might have been a bit wooshed

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Probably, i'm a very literal person

The median straight-cis sex session is 5.4 minutes. Studies haven't really been completed for other types of couples, but the consensus in the queer community is that lesbian sex sessions are EXTREMELY long. Looking at a gay subreddit, it looks like 15-30 minutes is the consensus for good sex sessions. The Tik Tok ban was something like 12 hours

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

My ummm... private sessions can be that long lol. I mean no disrespect I find it very fascinating.

[-] MrLLM@ani.social 14 points 2 months ago

lesbian sex

Is that a thing??? May I ask for the sauce? I need it For Academic Purposes.

[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

yes it is a thing :D

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You can only legally get the organic kind. Do you know any lesbians?

[-] FuzzChef@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago
[-] passepartout@feddit.org 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There's a cliché about lesbian women taking forever in bed to pleasure each other when dating, sometimes all day, compared to men taking 5 minutes of piv to cum and thus leaving women unsatisfied.

I'm a heterosexual man though, so take that knowledge with a grain of salt lol.

[-] Majorllama@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Unlike men there is no erection that needs to be maintained for continuous "sex" to take place. Now some people will argue that foreplay and aftercare count towards total time taken to boink, but no matter how you slice it there is a bit of a running joke that some lesbians can sorta just have sex all day.

[-] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago

Men don't need erections either if they're willing to get similarly creative

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 8 points 2 months ago

So two minutes isn’t long enough now?

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

That does make me wonder. What is the official Guinness World Record for the longest continuous sex act?

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