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Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Americans to Be Friends With Elon Musk (theshovel.com.au)

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Elon Musk will finally achieve his dream of people liking him, after President Trump made it a criminal offence not to, in an executive order signed today.

In what is believed to be a quid pro quo for over US$270 million in campaign donations, the executive order will also require Americans to laugh at Elon Musk’s jokes, a harsh stipulation which some experts say may contravene human rights.

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[-] nawb@lemmings.world 23 points 1 month ago

It is arguably getting pretty hard to figure out which news articles are true and which not (if it wasn’t filed under The Onion. I guess that is probably not a good sign.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The other day I saw posts from The Onion and Not The Onion right next to each other in my feed. Guess which one sounded more far fetched?

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