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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Which metropolitan area?

[-] superkret@feddit.org 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Assuming it is in the US, at 4.5 million it can only be San Francisco/Oakland/Berkeley.

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

would the bomb also kill javascript and C++ or would I have to keep throwing trolleys at it until I get both silicon valley and the JS/C++ devs?

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 4 months ago

At that distance it also kills you, so it sounds like a good deal. No regrets.

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago

win win win

[-] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Oh okay, so option 3 is a win/win

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