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[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 28 points 1 month ago

Ok so this one just isn't fair.

Two possibilities end up with me dead, two end up with millions dead, and one ends up with me being unemployed.

Sorry not sorry Team A and B, sacrifices must be made.

[-] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Wait, which one leaves you unemployed?

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago

The lack of standards path of course.

[-] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Unless you work for the committee or for ISO somehow, then I don't think that really follows. C++ and JavaScript were both used in production for decades before they had standards, and the dissolution of the standards committee wouldn't cause compiler vendors to stop developing compilers.

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