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Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All (theonion.com)

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[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago

China is believed to have put similar resources into its far more successful program, with surveillance reports indicating that by 2030 the nation will have obtained an emotion that can create a profound sense of oneness with the universe.

China confirmed to be working on the Human Instrumentality Project. Please, President Xi, the American people yearn for the Tang.

[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago

They already have an emo bisexual boy now all they need is a weirdly calm and super powered gay boy to complete the process! We need to go to DEFCON 1!