Release information:

https://haroohie.club/blog/2026-01-01-chokuretsu-full-en-release

General information + patching guide:

https://haroohie.club/chokuretsu

About the game

Released in 2009 for the Nintendo DS, Suzumiya Haruhi no Chokuretsu (The Series of Haruhi Suzumiya) is a partially-voiced visual novel/puzzle game based on the Haruhi Suzumiya series!

Play as Kyon as you work with the rest of the SOS Brigade to keep Haruhi from discovering the unnatural phenomena occurring all around you! Set during summer break after the second light novel, the SOS Brigade members must distract Haruhi while she investigates the Seven Wonders of North High and erase the evidence before she finds it.

Featuring over 38,000 lines of dialogue and many possible routes, this unofficial translation made by Haruhi fans from around the world seeks to make the game accessible to a non-Japanese audience. Please support the series by buying the original games & merch!

An impressive translation effort given the scale and complexity of the task! I've only done a bit, but I can already see how much care the team has put into this romhack—there was a background with a storefront that only showed up for about 5 seconds, but they still went through the trouble of editing the image to replace the Japanese name with an English translation. And it's really neat how they went above and beyond by adding little speech bubble translations for in-game audio that was never associated with any text

If you're studying Japanese, one thing you can do is set up two instances of melonDS (or another emulator, I suppose), put them side-by-side, and then use a controller to play (I use the advanced technique of blocking-the-English-translation-with-my-controller so I don't cheat). The controller will simultaneously send input to both games, so you can stay synced without much fuss. Granted, I haven't gotten past the pure visual novel section, so it might get dicier when there's movement involved, and I don't know if there are random elements in the game. but I don't think there's anything fast-twitch. The one thing to keep in mind is that, since Japanese is always going to have fewer characters, you can advance more quickly through the Japanese text, so if you're mashing you can easily desync.

If you're interested in the romhacking process, check out the Haroohie Club blog as well as Janko's YouTube channel.

Christmas has come early with a new Dolphin Progress Report! There's some juicy technical details, so I definitely recommend that folks read the full report if that sounds interesting, but here's the high-level summary of user-facing impacts (click the ¶ symbol to the right of each heading to jump to the relevant section in the progress report):

• RetroAchievements are now available on Android ¶
  • Not my thing (I have a bad enough completionist streak without achievements), but welcome news for the achievement hunters on-the-go—here's a list of supported games.
• 2509-493 - Add Rush Frame Presentation and Smooth Frame Presentation Options by Billiard ¶
  • Really neat new options that allow users to improve latency and frame pacing, both of which can actually be better than a console + CRT in certain games! The effectiveness and compatibility will vary by game (for instance, they show why you definitely don't want to enable Immediately Present XFB for Rogue Squadron II), so you'll want to test these features on a per-game basis. See the post for more guidance.
• 2509-74 - GameCube - Add SDL Stock Profile by Samb ¶
  • No fuss default profile included so you won't be forced to manually configure your SDL controllers for GameCube if you don't want to (but make sure you calibrate your joysticks!). See report for step-by-step instructions.
• 2509-237 and 2509-339 - Add Option to Reset Settings Back to Default by JoshuaVandaele and Simonx22 ¶
  • Not much to say about it, but with how byzantine Dolphin's settings can be this was both non-trivial to implement and I'm sure very welcome for the people who tinker with their Dolphin settings and get themselves into trouble.
• 2509-217 - GamePatch: Modify Certain Games to Behave Better in Dolphin by SuperSamus with additional contributors ¶
  • Interesting technical details for this one that involve the JIT and analog TV signals, but the bottom line is: Dolphin will apply game patches that will massively improve performance (as in potentially 2-3x better) in
    • Conduit 2
    • Driver: San Francisco
    • Monsters Inc. Scream Arena
    • Tetris Worlds
• 2509-242 - BBA: IPC for BBA Between Multiple Instances of Dolphin on the Same Machine by cristian64 ¶
  • Neat, but niche enough that rather than try to explain, I'll just copy-paste the explanation:

  Broadband Adapter (IPC): HLE solution that allows Dolphin instances on the same machine to share memory and communicate directly without the need for a host network.

  BBA-IPC allows for easy testing of BBA features on a single PC, and can also be used in conjunction with game streaming services like Parsec to play BBA titles over the internet without needing to meet the strict latency requirements of emulating the BBA over the internet.

• 509-250 - IP/Top: Make InetAToN async by sepalani ¶
  • This change will improve online Wii play for those on high-latency connections (e.g. mobile data) by making DNS lookups non-blocking
• 2509-481 - SDIO: Fix CSD/CID emulation by Naim2000 ¶
  • Fixes an inaccuracy in Wii SD card emulation that will allow for use of virtual SD cards up to the 32GB limit present on original hardware (the bug caused errors when the data exceeded 10.7GiB). This is especially useful for those using games with lots of DLC (Rock Band, Just Dance) or large homebrew software (_Super Smash REX).
• 2509-542 - USB: Emulated Support for Logitech Microphone for Wii by Biendeo ¶
  • This Wii peripheral used in roughly 100 games (think Guitar Hero, Rock Band, and various karaoke games) can now be emulated with any standard PC microphone!
• 2509-406 - On-Screen Display: Add New Default Font by TryTwo ¶
  • The default OSD font is now a vector font rather than the old raster (pixel-based) font, so it should be clear and easy-to-read at any scale! You can also commit font crimes by supplying your own font:
• 2509-554 - AX-HLE: Fix Low Pass Filter Edge Case by flacs ¶
  • I love stuff like this: coding error in a game few people care about (or even remember) exposes flaw in the current emulation logic, leading to improved accuracy. The sloppy coders of today plant seeds for the emulation developers of tomorrow!

Great video for obscure retro gaming aficionados chock-full of brand new information—as usual, the VGHF has done some stellar preservation work. Bonus amazing fanart that some kids sent in ("VICTIM DISPOSAL" goes hard)

edit: article version for those who prefer a quick summary (it also includes links to relevant resources)

New Edge of Emulation just dropped, hell yeah! If you're at all interested in reverse engineering and/or emulation, shonumi's website is an absolute treasure trove.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.bestiver.se/post/707234

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• Vaccine exemptions for school children are rising nationwide: As many as 53% of counties and jurisdictions saw exemption rates more than double from their first year of collecting data to the most recent.
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[...]

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Found thanks to a Video Game History Foundation tweet (Xcancel link, Bluesky link); you can browse the magazine (the November 1983 issue of Electronic Games) and do full text searches in their archive.

Interesting quantitative look at web performance and how designs made for people with high-end devices can be practically unusable for people on low-end devices, which disproportionately affects poorer people and people in developing countries. Also discusses how sites game Google's performance metrics—maybe not news to the web devs among ye, but it was new to me. The arrogance of the Discourse founder was astounding.

RETVRN to static web pages.^[Although even static web pages can be fraught—see his other post on speeding up his site 50x by tearing out a bunch of unnecessary crap.]

Also, from one of the appendices:

In principle, HN should be the slowest social media site or link aggregator because it's written in a custom Lisp that isn't highly optimized and the code was originally written with brevity and cleverness in mind, which generally gives you fairly poor performance. However, that's only poor relative to what you'd get if you were writing high-performance code, which is not a relevant point of comparison here.

TL;DR: they were just vibing