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Anon becomes a shrimp farmer
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this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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Anon gets shut down by the department of agriculture
Didn't Trump axe that one too?
Unironically why small business goons love voting Republican.
You can brew mutant shrimp in a vat in your garage and take them to a wholesaler in a leaky bag labeled "Wild Caught Magic Beans" then sell them at some absurd markup. When half your customer base gets food poisoning, you blame DEI, throw down a smoke bomb, and run off with your profits.
Truly what our nation was founded on.