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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 205 points 2 months ago
[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 112 points 2 months ago

You know, I actually believe this one.

Totally gay though.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 39 points 2 months ago

Anon has a boy friend.

Maybe he is willing to share him. Maybe not.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Sharing a boyfriend with your sister is incest by proxy

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

What if he showers in between?

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

No, not his boyfriend. His boy friend.

And it's only RDR2, if there's any sloppy stuff that's a whole other game.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Horse anus bringing bros together

[-] Shortstack@reddthat.com 15 points 2 months ago

Right?

Came here to say fake and gay but damn, that last line changes everything

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 2 months ago

Fake: anon doesn't have a sister

Gay: getting drunk with a dude and getting his number

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Nah. You can’t feed people to alligators in RDR2 they only attack you. Definitely fake.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago
[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

WHAT

I watched a vid where someone tried to feed someone to a gator for a while and it just wouldn’t eat them?! I wonder if this was patched in? Cuz that’s awesome!

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