On a real note for people with extra floaty turds. Just get 1-3 plys of toilet paper over it. Causes more drag from the water which actually gives it enough force to get around the u bend. Not on top of each other though. Like long shitachute. Not the WW2 army kind.

Take it from someone who has dense turds in a house full of floaters lmfao. Yes, you did flush. I'm still staring at half your dookie kid lol. There's few things worse than going to the bathroom and finding your gross large turd floating like a fucking stinkberg to my finally get to take a shit Titanic.

Disgustang!!!