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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 70 points 5 months ago

If you just smoke two (for the health benefits) you don't even need to work out.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well if I smoke four (for the health benefits), then it's like I worked out twice!

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 months ago

Unfortunately they don't allow it at the casino so I can't smoke while I gamble (for the health benefits)

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago

Army commander says "smoke 'em if you got 'em" right before we enter battle, but I already have (for health benefits).

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