In what way was Franklyn Cicero greedy? Wasn't his whole role to advocate for the common man?
I'm sure he felt very clever.
10 min: This should be interesting. 20 min: Why does this feel... off? 30 min: I must be missing a lot of historical references. 40 min: Wait, is the audience the butt of the joke here? 50 min - 90 min: confusion/anger 100 min: Holy shit Aubrey Plaza is hot 120 min: He made a whole movie for that one scene 🤣
Americans are increasingly concerned about Donald Trump’s age and fitness as dictator
YO, my mom did this to me! In fact I figured a lot of this shit out when I found r/raisedbynarcissists. I saw a lot of people there claimed to be on the spectrum which I thought was pretty weird. So I follow the rabbit hole and I learn about PTSD, CPTSD and I start seeing a therapist about it. Turns out she just didn't want to be responsible for fucking up her kid.
Better the tester than a user.
No, it's real. It's a greentext. It's real ಠ_ಠ
Is that... Is that a citation? Jesus Christ, that is dark!
For comparison, that screenshot is 342kb, and Super Mario Bros is 40kb. The screenshot is more than 8.5 times bigger than the game it comes from.
Why do you ask so many questions? ಠ_ಠ
It’s worth noting that although piracy is up, the rates are still far lower than they were 20, 10 or even five years ago. Whether people continue to access content illegally remains to be seen – hopefully this is just a ‘blip’ and rates of theft begin to fall again as the economy recovers.
I can't be bothered to pull back all the layers of naive optimism in just these two sentences.
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Jerkface
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AUDIENCE
CATHERINE (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)