[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Now then, let's not go mixing up then with now, then.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 159 points 6 months ago

I smiled at a girl in college once. A day later she infodumped everything she knew about Capgras syndrome on me out of the blue. 11/10 would recommend.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 85 points 9 months ago

People in 1994 knew exactly how fucked this was.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago

I worked at a university and I heard women call each other "bro" all the time.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 113 points 2 years ago

YO, my mom did this to me! In fact I figured a lot of this shit out when I found r/raisedbynarcissists. I saw a lot of people there claimed to be on the spectrum which I thought was pretty weird. So I follow the rabbit hole and I learn about PTSD, CPTSD and I start seeing a therapist about it. Turns out she just didn't want to be responsible for fucking up her kid.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 143 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Better the tester than a user.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 88 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No, it's real. It's a greentext. It's real ಠ_ಠ

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 89 points 2 years ago

Is that... Is that a citation? Jesus Christ, that is dark!

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 160 points 2 years ago

For comparison, that screenshot is 342kb, and Super Mario Bros is 40kb. The screenshot is more than 8.5 times bigger than the game it comes from.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 79 points 2 years ago

It was called the Nintendo 64 because if you throw it at somebody it does 6d4 damage.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 96 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why do you ask so many questions? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 127 points 2 years ago

It’s worth noting that although piracy is up, the rates are still far lower than they were 20, 10 or even five years ago. Whether people continue to access content illegally remains to be seen – hopefully this is just a ‘blip’ and rates of theft begin to fall again as the economy recovers.

I can't be bothered to pull back all the layers of naive optimism in just these two sentences.

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