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[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

"So... uh... we're all rotting lumps of flesh caught in the gravity well of a floating rock in space. Wanna hang out?"

Most the people I dated would have thought that was cool, til around the end of college age.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

That would work on me, at age [hrm prm cough].

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

My other trick was, at a party, to sit in a big easy chair and slowly fall asleep while looking at someone I liked. it's a trick I learned from a cat.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

You should've just crawled into ~~my~~ their lap. We literally live on a rock - why not? :-O

[-] SeekPie@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is that something that cats do?

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