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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 week ago

Surgeon: "uh oh, I guess I dropped that heart on the floor."

Nurse: "ha, got it. Five second rule, just put it back in."

this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2025
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