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[-] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Wait we stopped following the 5 second rule? I thought you only ignored the 5 second rule if it was something wet

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 1 week ago

During covid was reduced to 2 seconds and never bring back to 5. This is an actual good move imo.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

now it's fine to pick wet stuff up off the floor and eat it too.

this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2025

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