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Anon eats cup noodles
(sh.itjust.works)
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That is nonsense. I usually wait only three minutes. Five’s a fucking eternity.
I just eat the noodles and chase it with a glass of boiling water.
Actual instant noodles. On hard mode.
Just like a beehive with mace, it’s unbearable
If anything, it should give one reason to paws and think about how badly it can go wrong