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Anon eats cup noodles (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 59 points 3 days ago

>instant noodles
>need to wait 5 minutes

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fake: false advertising
Gay: noodle sucking

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 3 days ago

The noodles are instantly there the moment you open the lid, they're just not instantly cooked. 😌

[-] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Bruh, the noodles are there the whole time. I dunno what you're on about /s

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Well if they're there the whole time they're hardly instant, are they?

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

present noodles

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Instant noodles: cast on any player's turn. Summon a food token.

[-] don@lemm.ee 35 points 3 days ago

That is nonsense. I usually wait only three minutes. Five’s a fucking eternity.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

I just eat the noodles and chase it with a glass of boiling water.

[-] don@lemm.ee 21 points 3 days ago

Actual instant noodles. On hard mode.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 3 days ago

Just like a beehive with mace, it’s unbearable

[-] don@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

If anything, it should give one reason to paws and think about how badly it can go wrong

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Anon gets nutrient deficiency

(Instant Ramen is worse than Fast Food)

this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2025
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