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Can you please activate your webcams?

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[-] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 64 points 1 year ago

I just recently learned what "scrum manager" is and it sounds like a cult of useless middle managers.

[-] DagonPie@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago

I started at a new company and have been filling a scrum master role until they find me a replacement and I can move to the position I was supposed to be hired for and honestly, its the worst job I've ever had. Its literally hand holding and baby sitting. Its terrible. I almost got pushed in front of traffic when I asked "why cant the engineers move their own boards...?"

[-] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago

Your company and mine seem to be very different. We have agile coaches, but they mostly organise cooperation and shoulder check our stakeholders if they try to scope creep some bullshit in.

[-] DagonPie@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

We also have agile coaches but the way my team uses jira is not at all how its supposed to be used. They are basically forcing it on us and people arent thrilled so the agile coaches are trying to mold it to what they want but they dont want it. Its a whole thing. Im also not a scrum master, Im an engineer pretending to be a scrum master as well as doing my other work and our agile coaches are...clueless for lack of a better word. Jira works great for our other teams. Just not the team Im on.

[-] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, that sucks. Let's hope for better times my friend

[-] DagonPie@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Hey thanks I appreciate it. Like I said, just waiting for them to find a real scrum master for my team then I get to do my actual job but at least its pushing me into more of a "people skill" position. Trying to silver lining it haha

[-] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

The temporary construct is the most durable of them all ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The dirty secret is there are no SCRUM masters.

There are engineers with SCRUM training. There are project managers with SCRUM training. There are product owners with SCRUM training.

The organization believes in SCRUM master as a discipline. Physics does not.

I'm not sure if I'm being sarcastic or not. Let's call it 80/20.

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