He should have started with himself, then moved to the others.

And suffer the potential consequences like a mild headache and a sore arm for some days? Never!

This reminds me of my all time favourite lost redditor that asked for a Adobe Acrobat alternative on r/freeuse (which is not about free software but very nsfw). They were extremely helpful though.

What do you mean couldn't? They landed as well. Just faster and less controlled...

Good job India!

Eh, life can change wife, life can change husband. Sometimes it's great for a couple years, then not. Doesn't mean wife not good. Just not the best fit anymore.

"Nano applies to everything and therefore means nothing. Definitely indicates bs."

What? When will your companies switch from those bs nanometer scale transistors in their CPUs and use down to earth millimeter etching? Make it even more awesome! Centimeter wavelength!

Two words but... human resources.

We ran out of humans to burn, can you check the freezer if we have any left from last winter? Otherwise I have to drive to the farm and get some fresh ones.

Yeah, Nintendo here? What do you need, a lawsuit?

I think you misspelled infuriating.

No kink shaking please. They like to watch when daddy X smashes their bank accounts, there's nothing wrong with that.

I was so glad we had a woman join our dev team some months ago. It's more fun, more relaxed and we are able to get better results as we just cover a wider area of skills. People gatekeeping programming to include only men are idiots.

Charges for water?

Do they disclose the cleaning fee after checkout or right in the beginning? What about the convenience fee?

Are Texas prisons run by Ticketmaster?