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Elon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes him
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So he's going to keep having kids until he's eventually able to Neuralink them to like him?
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he does this some day. Like, I'm not being facetious. He would do this if he could. That's how much of a piece of shit this guy is, just in case the Nazi salutes didn't drive it home for everyone.
There's no way Techno Mechanicus is 100% organic.