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Elon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes him
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He recently knocked up a right wing influencer. She just posted a statement saying something about “negotiating acknowledgement of the child” secretly with Elon but the tabloids are about to expose them. Maybe it’s an elaborate ruse to seem like a young virile stud just impregnating women left and right but I think the IVF is to select only boys
God how funny would that be. The child was never real and it's as fake as his "gaming career"
He saw The King and I and was like ''why don't I have 100s of kids?''