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Elon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes him
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That brat he carries around for assassination defense is going to be the biggest asshole ever. I hope someone poisons him to death before he hits sexual maturity to prevent inevitable rapes.
The emo teen phase is going to be interesting when he learns dad only hung out with him as a kid to use him as a human shield