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The rapper formerly known as Kanye West directed viewers to his website, where the homepage was selling a T-shirt with a swastika on the front.

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[-] Punchshark@lemmy.ca 216 points 1 week ago

I couldn't have taken enough drugs to write this timeline 20 years ago. WTF is happening? Maybe CERN did break the universe with the LHC

[-] Tujio@lemmy.world 97 points 1 week ago

Harambee was our anchor being. Everything's been fraying at the edges since that day.

[-] dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago

We had a second chance with Peanut the Squirrel. We fucked it up again.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago

The world really ended in 2012. We're living through the blooper reel.

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Someone needs to stop using the What If machine!

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

"I'm gonna ask it the dumbest thing I can think of: What if Donald Trump became president?"

"Oh yeah? I'm gonna ask it what if Donald Trump lost re-election, then got re-elected?"

machine explodes

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

So that's what things would be if what's happening was just a result of a what if machine...

A man can dream, though. A man can dream.

[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Almost the plot to Cloverfield paradox

[-] index@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I couldn’t have taken enough drugs to write this timeline 20 years ago.

You must have been really optimistic to expect something different out of these morons, to me it's more surprising they managed to keep quiet until now

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No, this is just a Nazi who has always been shitty. If you were fooled by him at any point, then now is the time to question your judgment. If not, then good for you. But you're still not infallible... None of us are.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

the 2012 mayan apocalipse was real and we are now living in purgatory.

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