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Anon envies the boomers
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this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2025
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Step 1) don't be ugly
Step 2) see step 1
Be affable
Be interesting
Be presentable
No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them
Have you ever been on planet earth? That's sadly false in many instances.
Exception to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O'Brian
I mean, Conan O'Brien isn't exactly beautiful
Disagree!
Disagree.
I mean, I would have his babies, and I'm a straight man!
Have you seen that hair though?
For men:
No, you just have to be interesting to talk to, genial, and not look like complete shit.
"Don't be ugly" is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.
i’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner.
1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.