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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

A random bear is a lot more likely

I get the feeling you're not acquainted with wild bears.

Unless they feel threatened (especially with cubs) they generally DGAF.

Almost 1 in 2.1 Million Chances of Being Attacked by a Bear. (National Park Service)

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I think it really depends on the bear. Polar or grizzly, and you're in trouble.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

This is about being with a bear vs a dude though. That stat is for randomly getting attacked...

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

g with a bear vs a dude though. That stat is for randomly getting attacked…

This was the sauce

be in the woods with a bear or a man

The Parks Service is reporting on bear attacks in the woods.

While true it's not man attacks in the woods, it's close enough to at least understand it.

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