Commas aren’t hard people

Go stand by an E-111. You don't want no fighter fanbois. You want a reliable and versatile ~~machine~~ partner who is non-violent, capable of accommodating the needs of two, and has full capsule ejection.

Looks like the upcoming Cunk on Tinder

What's the male alternative? Trying on shirts in the wrong size?

I have a picture of my wife posing in the children's cutout in the back, I jokingly asked if she wanted a picture with it and she got excited and ran over to pose.

I mean, we were dating at the time, but one of the first dates I took her on was the Wright pat airforce base museum.

This would absolutely have worked on me when I was younger. You know, if I had enough confidence to talk to women when I went to museums alone....

That might get you a grandpa, may I suggest a video game store?

I had to read that multiple times, confused as to why their work was looking confused in a museum and how dating apps were conflicting with that.

Should try that one at your local Games Workshop. Maybe ask about that Heresy you have been hearing so much about...

I'd be careful, weirdos who wish the war went the other way feel emboldened lately

Some 78 year old docent will approach you.

She’d have an easier time cosplaying as Scully at an X-Files convention.

Has she considered infodumping? I hear that's a great hook. Might even be able to stay in the plane museum if that's her interest.

I mean, yeah? I volunteer at a local old airport/museum, and that is pretty much my jam

Might have even better luck in the Roman history section.

I still wouldn't be able to talk to her so...

It took an unreasonable amount of time for me to understand what the message was saying

Might pick up a girl too...