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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym
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this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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Honestly a powerful litmus test. You’re not going to hook many, but by god will they be empathetic.
Can't keep doing it in the same place though. Word gets around and suddenly you're Blood Cough Guy and... wait a second, this has got to be a bit from IASIP right?
Like all greentexts, its premise was plagiarized, yes. The well has always been poisoned (by my constituents)
If you’re using fake blood and sympathy to get girls, you’re likely the kind of guy who wants to wear their skin
When you contract tuberculosis and your partner leaves you for an a hot young thing with an unblemished set of lungs, you’ll understand the folly of your words