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[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net -3 points 2 weeks ago

If her reaction to seeing someone suffer is: "leave", then anon is better off without her.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago

If someone’s coughing up blood in front of me I’m leaving too.

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 30 points 2 weeks ago

tbh I'd probably leave but notify someone who works there so they can call an ambulance or do first aid or something. and even if the cougher wipes the blood up, the floor there should be disinfected.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

People really need to watch 28 Days Later, they'll be sitting ducks otherwise!

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

No wonder he developed the atomic bomb after that.

[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

You might like playing in stranger’s bodily fluids but that’s not my bag, baby.

[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lol ye, I’m not associating someone coughing blood with playing in it but maybe helping?

Do you walk past accidents on the road if you are the first third party seeing it or do you help?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago

Fainting isn't going to do much to help so I close my eyes and walk past.

Someone better than me with more training will come by!

[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

At least call cops or something my dude :)

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Why do the accident victims need their dogs shot?

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yea, I'm not dealing with whatever contagion they may be spreading with that. GL to them though.

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Depends. Some people just absolutely cannot handle blood under any circumstances.

Yes I remember the Buddhist saying “weight lifting is suffering”

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works -5 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly a powerful litmus test. You’re not going to hook many, but by god will they be empathetic.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Can't keep doing it in the same place though. Word gets around and suddenly you're Blood Cough Guy and... wait a second, this has got to be a bit from IASIP right?

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Like all greentexts, its premise was plagiarized, yes. The well has always been poisoned (by my constituents)

If you’re using fake blood and sympathy to get girls, you’re likely the kind of guy who wants to wear their skin

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 weeks ago

When you contract tuberculosis and your partner leaves you for an a hot young thing with an unblemished set of lungs, you’ll understand the folly of your words

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