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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym
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this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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I never tried to impress women at the gym when I was single. I go to the gym to focus on self improvement. I do not like talking to other people when I’m there. I do not like looking at other people when I’m there. I also know that women at the gym mostly loathe men trying to pick them up there. So basically if you’re at the gym you’re a dude to me. And if you’re a dude don’t talk to me.
Confirmation that the term dude means men as well as women
I’ve always used dude as a gender neutral term. I call my wife dude.
I only fuck dudes
Hell yeah dude
You only fuck Cruxifux's wife?
Me too.
At least someone does
Same hahahaha
Always did. Dude just means "city folk." Hence the Dude Ranches that were popular in the early to mid 20th century
Dude ranch means city folk ranch?
Basically. It's where city folk would go to "learn" how to "wrangle" a ~~higly trained~~ "wild stallion," and milk cows and see where their eggs come from.