Ah yes, I love tech jargon overload

My friend, let me introduce you to parking spaces.

I remember when the algorithms started sorting by engagement rather than chronologically. I quickly came up with a workaround to keep my feed the way it was, but, eventually that workaround was removed. I still checked the website occasionally but noticed the overall tone becoming less vane, over sharing, people using it like journals and selfie bombing to more angry, rage filled, posting news articles, boomer cartoons and jpeg fuzzy memes. It took a major turn after 2016 elections in US. Instagram was my go to after that but in about a year or so the same sequence of bs started happening. Haven’t really engaged with either service since 2020 save for occasional things to check a couple times a month.

That last one lol, G.O.A.T.S.E.X. Your creativity is wonderful!

Being on the applicant side, you almost will never hear from or speak to a human. There is no way of validating what the result of the job wound up being. Was it filled, cancelled, did the company die? Likely filled, but often you won’t even get an automated response for 6 months. I haven’t been on the applying side in almost a decade, but I recall submitting something like 50 applications a week. I’d usually get a call back for a role or two every other week, and out of the 12 or so interviews I landed, 5 went to second interviews, and I received 2 offers. I was still fairly early career then but the hoops I had to jump through just to land a call was insane! Don’t get me started on hiring processes now, my company requires video resumes for outside applicants. It’s so unnecessary! Sorry for the word wall!

Spider in flowers in panel three, also spelled in the flowers’ swirls! Haha

Spider in lower right corner of panel 1

To quote System of A Down, “we don't need to multiply”

“Is this still available? I’ll pay you on Venmo now and my son will come by and pick it up. What’s your email?”

I truly enjoy seeing you pop up all over Lemmy, especially with posts and comments like these! Rose gold effort!

Always leaving out the rare Rankine

Bahaha the big sock is what I shall call the duvet cover from now on!