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[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I definitely get that vibe from that headline. It's not that the US reached out and said "touch not one hair on my precious scumbags", it's that they did it for someone who scumbags who also claim to be Muslim and fail the melanin deficiency test.

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