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[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 25 points 4 days ago

Cobol: you are old, and a nerd, and probably making some sweet cheddar right now propping up a mid to late 20th century beast somewhere.

Assembly: you are a cyborg.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Assembly: you are a cyborg.

Or programming a tiny microcontroller to blink a led as efficient as possible.

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 3 days ago

Something wrong with:

#include <Arduino.h>


void loop()  {
digitalWrite(13, HIGH);
delay(1000);
digitalWrite(13, LOW);
delay(1000);
}

? 😂🤮

[-] Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

Obviously the only correct way to blink an LED is to use a hardware timer to trigger a DMA transfer which stores a bit in the pin toggle register at a set interval

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

yeah! Or or use the interrupt pins and a 555 timer! both options are better than python though at least.

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