509
Putin emails Trump "tell me 5 things you did for me last week" (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 5 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
9 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 14 points 5 months ago
  1. Sucked in my gut
  2. Sucked on your toes
  3. Sucked US infrastructure dry
  4. Sucked your cock dry
  5. Sucked Zelensky's minerals
this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2025
509 points (99.2% liked)

The Onion

6510 readers
328 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
seahorse@midwest.social
pbrisgreat@midwest.social