Nah, you're just a bad comedian, and like all bad comedians, get super butthurt when they get told their joke sucked. Would have been moderately funny if you'd actually used the correct satirical publication.

My only mistake was trying to explain it to idiots.

No, your mistake was the bad joke, not being able to take criticism, and raging at people who talk about your lame joke. But feel free to respond for the last word, I won't read it.

Feel free to assume I've interacted with you before, I'm sure that helps lol.