675
life changed due to shrimp
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
"If you can't be handsome, be interesting. If you can't be interesting, be useful."
I can't remember who said it but it seems to fit here.
Red Green said something very similar.
He said: "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. "
"Keep your stick on the ice fellas, and remember, I'm pulling for ya. We're all in this together!"
Ah, I gotta watch more Red Green.
Truer words have never been spoken. Fantastic show.
https://youtu.be/1uG6grzdUf8
Red green had a similar quote, but he said handy and not useful.