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Anon needs help to solve the mystery
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this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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Buttplug fairy takes the buttplug and leaves you with a shart.
Know your local mythology.
Shart Fariy 🧚💩
The more timid subspecies of the feared diarrhea-jet-superpropulsion fairy.
Some say a mere glance of this fairy can have you leave orbit!
Can we ask that Diarrhea Jet Fairy to visit certain ones?
Weaponisation of fecal fairies can lead to aftermaths of unprecedented destruction on all sides leaving the whole plane of existence a shitty mess.
But, in the interest of exactness, yes, you can def do that, just ask directly. Usually the convo would go something like "Hey, can you pay a special visit to that guy?" - "Why?" - "Why not?" - "Good point, I'm on it!"
Well probably someone already asked one. I mean...
* gestures broadly at the world *
There will always be shitty humans asking shitty fairies to additionally enshittify the already pretty shitty world just to shit on someones day a bit more.
Humans have been great at fighting shit with additional shit, and then wonder tirelessly where all the shit came from.
And it's from the shit-fairies!!!