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[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 117 points 5 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallout:_Equestria

Even the wiki is semi-cursed

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 46 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It is split into five volumes, totaling 620,000 words across more than 2,000 pages.

surprised pikachu face

[-] EfficientEffigy@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

My brother in Christ, thank you for this. Hilarious!

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 months ago

how does a pony fire an AK-47?

[-] Demdaru@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Battle saddles - basically a saddle with mouth trigger to which you mount whatever weapon you need and auto reload on kick. Or telekinesis, if unicorn.

[-] Flagstaff@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

Okay, that's enough Internet for me today.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

I haven't read it, since it's MLP, and also since it's apparently 2000 pages, so I can't tell you. But I do want to know

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

In "Fallout: Equestria," ponies fire guns and perform other actions using:

  1. Magic and Telekinesis: Unicorns use magic to manipulate objects.
  2. Adaptive Technology: Specialized tools and mechanisms for hooves.
  3. Collaboration: Teamwork leveraging unique strengths.
  4. Creative Problem-Solving: Innovative use of tools and environment.

These adaptations showcase the ponies' resilience in a post-apocalyptic world.

Huh. Dunno if any of that is true, shan't verify

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago

Or, in Tamers12345’s universe (objectively the best one) you can just DO it… with varying degrees of success.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Sometimes in fantasy or scifi it's fine to say "that's just how it is, don't worry about it" hah

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Ok, now do Fallout: the Care Bears.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

AK, in Fallout world? Pffft

[-] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

The "chinese assault rifle" from Fallout 3 looks pretty much like an AK to me.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

It pretty much is tbh

[-] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

They have particularly nimble pelvic muscles.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 5 months ago

It pulls the trigger. Duh.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

You might be overthinking it.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Honestly, Wikipedia, who the fuck still uses a subdomain for mobile?

[-] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I see you've never done serious web development.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Ok time to close IE6 and get you to bed grandpa

[-] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Stop stealing my heart pills.

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

I did and I don't use subdomains for mobile. Have you tried being good at it?

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 months ago

Honestly, please do. Don't try to deduce it from UA or worse yet, aspect ratio. The results are predictable this way. Or maybe have 3 subdomains, m.example.org for mobile, d.example.org for desktop, example.org for auto.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Holy equestrian atrocity. I thought only AI...

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago

Surprisingly, I know about this, thanks to Station 13 shenanigans.

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