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[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 day ago

how does a pony fire an AK-47?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 11 hours ago

It pulls the trigger. Duh.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

You might be overthinking it.

[-] Demdaru@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Battle saddles - basically a saddle with mouth trigger to which you mount whatever weapon you need and auto reload on kick. Or telekinesis, if unicorn.

[-] Flagstaff@programming.dev 1 points 7 hours ago

Okay, that's enough Internet for me today.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

I haven't read it, since it's MLP, and also since it's apparently 2000 pages, so I can't tell you. But I do want to know

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago

In "Fallout: Equestria," ponies fire guns and perform other actions using:

  1. Magic and Telekinesis: Unicorns use magic to manipulate objects.
  2. Adaptive Technology: Specialized tools and mechanisms for hooves.
  3. Collaboration: Teamwork leveraging unique strengths.
  4. Creative Problem-Solving: Innovative use of tools and environment.

These adaptations showcase the ponies' resilience in a post-apocalyptic world.

Huh. Dunno if any of that is true, shan't verify

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Ok, now do Fallout: the Care Bears.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Or, in Tamers12345’s universe (objectively the best one) you can just DO it… with varying degrees of success.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Sometimes in fantasy or scifi it's fine to say "that's just how it is, don't worry about it" hah

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

AK, in Fallout world? Pffft

[-] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

The "chinese assault rifle" from Fallout 3 looks pretty much like an AK to me.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

It pretty much is tbh

[-] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

They have particularly nimble pelvic muscles.

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